Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Fame Of Mookie Betts Reaches Ugly Sweater Level

It's official. AL MVP runner-up Mookie Betts is now an icon. And, for a mere $49.99 you too can own an ugly sweater paying homage to the Red Sox right-fielder. And, man, is it ever ugly! Emblazoned with an image of Mookie in a Santa hat displaying his Gold Glove, the sweater reads: 'Betts XMas Ever!' Yikes. According to Fresh Brewed Tees (the people who make the ugly things), the sweater is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend. But, we guarantee you, it's 100% ugly. In case your cringe factor isn't ratcheted all the way up, there's also a sweater for David Ortiz. It tastefully reads: 'Papi Noel'. Why, we're not sure. We have an idea for an ugly sweater for Pablo Sandoval—but this is a family website. You can purchase the Mookie sweater HERE. Please, don't tell them we sent you.