Friday, October 21, 2016

Ugh! Wally And Tessie Throw Halloween Party At Fenway

Tessie (L); Wally (R)—We Think
Hey, the kids like it. Nevertheless, the Red Sox announced today another in the endless line of goofy events around their twin mascots—Wally The Green Monster and his little sister, Tessie The Green Monster. (Editor's Note: We're trying real hard not to lose our lunch while writing this). On Sunday October 30th, between 11 AM and 2 PM, the Kid's Concourse will be open to a "Halloween Party"—with things like mini-pumpkin painting, trick-or-treating, and...whatever. The event is free (there's a shocker!). Perhaps the best line in the team's press release, though, was this: "Costumes are encouraged." As they always should be.