Friday, December 8, 2017

Our Ultimate Nightmare Scenario May Be Close To Reality

On both November 16th and November 30th, FenwayNation raised the horrifying specter of Giancarlo Stanton donning pinstripes. This nightmare scenario was fueled by past experiences of The Evil Ones swooping in at the last minute to unexpectedly land prized players (see Alex RodriguezJose Contreras). Now, we have word that Stanton may have narrowed down his list of "preferred" teams to the Dodgers, Cubs, Astros and, yes, The Bronx Embalmers. Stay tuned!