Thursday, November 30, 2017

Nightmare Stanton Scenario: Evil Ones In Stealth Pursuit

'The Horror, The Horror'
As we reported on November 16th, The Bronx Embalmers have already had preliminary talks with Derek Jeter and the Marlins about Giancarlo Stanton. Their typical slimy-stealth approach seems to be continuing—as, according to's Jon Heyman, The Pinstriped Posers have had further talks with Miami. Any deal is suspected to have to include a few of their (admittedly) good prospects along with some combination of major league 'talent' (e.g., Jacoby Ellsbury, Chase Headley, Brett Gardner). Of course, per Jeter's outrageous demand, The Evil Ones would also have to "eat" most (or all) of Stanton's $295 million contract. Stay tuned!