Wednesday, December 13, 2017

BREAKING: Dave Dombrowski Has A List In His Pocket!

Fear not, Red Sox NationDave Dombrowski has a list! And that list is in his pocket. Our dedicated President of Baseball Operations boldly informed the press of such yesterday, "I have a list in my pocket. There’s a variety of guys who fit that description. There’s a lot of conversations taking part around the industry." Now "Snoozin' Dave" has not yet acted on that list—nor do we know who exactly is on that list. But it is a list! This is progress, folks. It indicates (sort of) that there is a plan! Frankly, we would prefer if Dave had "Brass In Pocket" (apologies to Chrissie Hynde)—or, better yet, some of John Henry's gold in his pocket. And further still, that he spent some of that gold to actually acquire somebody this off-season. Yes, that would be our fervent wish. But "The List"—that's a good start!