John Henry To JoeyBats: 'Hey, I'm Outta Dough, Buddy'
Apparently, Red Sox owner John Henry is not as rich as we all thought. Despite the fact that José Bautista is actively campaigning for a DH gig at Fenway Park, the Ichabod Crane-like billionaire is just a little short of cash this month to afford him. And yet, Henry just bought an $84 million yacht to replace his old yacht (which apparently wasn't as decrepit as his 104-year-old ballpark). All this to keep the Red Sox under the 'Luxury Tax' threshold. Ah, the problems of the 'Super Rich'! It's a tough life.