New England 'Dunks To Offer Papi-Themed Stuff Soon
Coming soon to a Dunkin' Donuts near you—lots of cool David Ortiz-related food and paraphernalia. And, by "near you" we mean if you live in Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, Vermont, Rhode Island or Connecticut. And, frankly, it should only be Hartford and points east in that last state—if you get our drift. Anyway, even if you have access to a foreign 'Dunks in, say, College Park, Maryland—you ain't getting no Papi stuff. That right: No Papi for you! The "stuff" in question, by the way, is basically Ortiz #34 Glazed White Donuts and Ortiz Koozies. It's all to celebrate Big Papi's final year in Carmine Hose. Eat and drink up!