Monday, November 30, 2015

Red Sox-Themed Car Saved From The Empire Hordes

A Red Sox-festooned 1957 Nash Metropolitan was almost sold to a marauding swarm of Yankee fans—who would have destroyed the classic car in their mindless rage. Fortunately, the deal to sell the car to fans of The Bronx Embalmers fell through. Instead, a Texas-based fan of The Carmine Hose bought the vehicle and will allow it to continue proclaiming the obvious superiority of the Red Sox. In the final analysis, all is right with the world.