Monday, August 11, 2014

Yankee Goons Deprive Kate Upton Of Tiger Cap

Kate Bereft Of Tigers Cap
Oh, the humanity! According to supermodel Kate Upton—girlfriend of Detroit ace Justin Verlander—Yankee brass prevented her from wearing a Tigers cap at Yankee Stadium to help cheer on her main squeeze. According to the security goons at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street, fans who sit in the $1,000 plus "Legends" section are banned from wearing anything but pinstripe-themed gear. Stated the lovely, yet somewhat inarticulate Kate, "They specifically told me, the Yankees told me, they’re like, 'You’re not allowed to wear a Tigers’ hat. You’re not allowed to wear any Tigers’ gear." This is almost as laughable as the fact that supposedly 'great' Yankee fans have to be stimulated to cheer by cheesy, AA-level graphics like "Every-body Clap Your Hands". So, whose side are you on: Kate or The Steinbrenner Spawn (Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber)?