Oh, the humanity! According to supermodel Kate Upton—girlfriend of Detroit ace Justin Verlander—Yankee brass prevented her from wearing a Tigers cap at Yankee Stadium to help cheer on her main squeeze. According to the security goons at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street, fans who sit in the $1,000 plus "Legends" section are banned from wearing anything but pinstripe-themed gear. Stated the lovely, yet somewhat inarticulate Kate, "They specifically told me, the Yankees told me, they’re like, 'You’re not allowed to wear a Tigers’ hat. You’re not allowed to wear any Tigers’ gear." This is almost as laughable as the fact that supposedly 'great' Yankee fans have to be stimulated to cheer by cheesy, AA-level graphics like "Every-body Clap Your Hands". So, whose side are you on: Kate or The Steinbrenner Spawn (Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber)?