It's a good thing the proceeds from this July 4th's cap sales across baseball are going to a tremendous cause (100% will go to the Welcome Back Veterans charity), because the caps themselves are horrendous. They look like a beer-league softball hat, with a bizarre stylized homage to Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants fame. They look like something that would pop up on an episode of What Not To Wear—not that we ever watch that show. Really. Hopefully, the hats sell well anyway.