Thursday, February 21, 2013

Tampa's David Price To Evil Empire: 'Fuzz Off!'

Leave It On, Leave It All On
FenwayNation officially has a new favorite non-Red Sox player: David Price. In an interview with FOX Sports, Price made it clear that—if he ever tests the free agent market—it will never result in his wearing the dreaded pinstripes. Regarding the facial-hair policy of the Evil Ones, the current AL Cy Young winner stated, “I wouldn’t stay there very long then. I wouldn’t sign a long-term deal there. Those rules, that’s old-school baseball. I was born in ’85. That’s not for me. That’s not something I want to be a part of.” If only Youk was so rational. Now that the 'Idiot Culture' of old is back in the Hub, maybe we can lure Price to Boston.