Monday, December 31, 2012

Red Sox Worked Out Bobby Abreu In Venezuela

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No, it's not April Fool's Day. It's New Year's Eve. Or, more accurately—America Falling Off The Fiscal Cliff Day. In any event, word comes today that the Red Sox—trolling the dregs of baseball—have worked out Bobby Abreu in Venezuela to potentially play first base. reports that sources in Venezuela broke the story about the Carmine Hose seriously considering the 38-year old former Yankee. Looks like the Red Sox are pretty desperate about the health issues associated with Mike "What Is Hip?" Napoli. Folks, we can't make this stuff up.