Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Bartolo Colón Flunks MLB Drug Test

Newsday/Thomas A. Ferrara
Ever since he re-surfaced with the Pinstriped Posers last year, we all suspected that Bartolo Colón's chiseled frame had to be the result of juicing. Right? According to, the big right-hander has failed an MLB drug test and has been suspended for 50 games. Colón had continued his resurgence this year with the Oakland A's—going 10-9 with a 3.43 ERA. If you recall, back in 2008, the Red Sox placed Colón on the suspended list after he high-tailed to the Dominican to deal with "personal matters"—and never came back to the Carmine Hose. Hmm, what could those "personal matters" have been?