Saturday, February 2, 2019

Red Sox Continue To Collect 'Wretched Refuse' For Sub-Par 2019 Bullpen

Dan Runzler and Brian Ellington will now potentially help your World Series Champs to a repeat title in 2019. Who? Exactly. The Red Sox signed two relievers who even the most avid baseball fans have probably never heard of. And for good reason. Runzler was almost decent last season for the Sugar Land Skeeters of the independent Atlantic League. Since 2011, he's pitched a grand total of four innings in the big leagues—four! Ellington has not pitched in an MLB game since 2017—and in his three years with the Marlins he delivered a breathtaking 7.25 ERA. Is Dave Dombrowski serious? More than ever we need to sign Craig Kimbrel and stop this inane bottom-feeding escapade.