Monday, December 17, 2018

Manny Machado Is Scheduled To Meet With The Yankee Brass On Wednesday

Voldemort (L); Nosferatu (R)
Think Voldemort setting up a lunch date with Nosferatu. That's kind of like what will take place this Wednesday when the despicable Manny Machado meets with Yankee ownership—presumably Hal Steinbrenner (the Tweedle-Dumb to his brother's Tweedle-Dumber). The bottom line is that these two parties were made for each other. What other MLB player is so perfectly-attuned to a team than Machado is to The Evil Ones—what with his dirty play, lack of hustle and general all-around loathsomeness? They are a match made in baseball Hell. The spiking of Dustin Pedroia, the further obstruction on the base-paths in the recent playoffs and his general snarky attitude make him the perfect Bronx Embalmer. Plus, he already knows how to pathetically strike out to end a playoff series—a role the Yankees will need to fill often down the road.