Tuesday, November 13, 2018

FenwayNation's 2019 Calendar Is Quickly Becoming A Hot Holiday Gift Idea

The unionized elves at FenwayNation's North Pole fulfillment center may soon be engaging in a 'work action'. The demand for the 2019 FenwayNation Calendar is so great, causing so much worker strain, that some in the rank-and-file are beginning to call it 'Santa's Sweatshop'. This year's calendar is so chock-full of brand new photos of Fenway Park and the 2018 World Series Champion Red Sox, that they just can't keep up with the demand. There are several "behind-the-scenes" looks at America's Most Beloved Ballpark that you may have never seen before! Heck, even the cover is awesome—with the fabled CITGO sign bathing in the pale Kenmore Square twilight. We are close to reaching a binding arbitration agreement, stating that, if demand for the calendars continues at this pace, the elves will get a second cost-of-living wage adjustment (North Pole real estate is very pricey)—and extended work breaks in the elf lounge. So do your part for worker justice! Order the calendar from our elves HERE(be sure to click on the "preview" link to see all the pics!)