Saturday, October 20, 2018

HOAX! Belly-Button-Ring-Gate Exposed As Deadpan Fraud By Chris Sale

Multiple reports now indicate that Chris Sale's deadpan explanation of his "stomach illness"—that he had an irritated belly-button-ring—was a complete hoax. An unidentified teammate outed Sale (or maybe he was "in-nied"). The fact that a player can completely punk the entire media hoard—without anyone asking a follow-up question—suggests that Sale has a second career in Las Vegas as a high-stakes poker player. Stay tuned for the real explanation of the lanky lefty's stomach ailment.