Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Athol, Massachusetts Police Chief Bans Yankee Swag Inside Police Station

(Athol PD)
People across New England are gearing up for the three-game set at Fenway between the Red Sox and The Bronx Embalmers. Starting tonight, the two bitter rivals will square-off for the first time in 2018. To insure a pure environment in his workplace, Athol, Massachusetts police chief Russell T. Kelber  issued this memorandum to all personnel: "Effective immediately, no Yankees clothing may be worn inside the Athol Police Station. This directive will be strictly enforced. Go Sox!!!" Get this fine public servant a serious boost in his pension fund—he clearly deserves it. Moreover, let's designate Athol as an All-America City. And, as we pass through this fine municipality while traveling on Route 2, we should all tip our Red Sox caps to honor the fine people of this stalwart community.