Wednesday, April 5, 2017

National Hot Dog Council Picks Fenway Frank As Tops

There's at least one thing we don't have a "beef" about with the NOG (New Ownership Group). The Fenway Frank is—far and away—the best hot dog in all of baseball. Now, the National Hot Dog And Sausage Council (who knew?) has confirmed that truism. After an extensive process known as the "2017 Hot Dog And Sausage Baseball Madness", our own tube-steak kicked sodium nitrate butt. The Fenway Frank flew through the early brackets—besting whatever is served up by the Orioles, Royals, Mariners and Nationals. The key to the Fenway Frank is that is it steam boiled and not grilled. Anyone who has eaten the carbon-encrusted, shrivelled monstrosity served in the Bronx knows full well how truly superior the Boston hot dog is.