Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Muddy Chicken Sits Out Opener Against The Evil Empire

Dustin Pedroia will sit out again today—still recovering from the spiking he took from Manny Machado last Friday. The Red Sox second-baseman—and de facto Captain—still has soreness in his knee and ankle from the incident. The likely wet playing surface tonight also contributed to the decision to keep The Laser Show idle against The Bronx Embalmers.