Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Evil Empire Has Best Run Differential In All Of MLB

Don't look now, Red Sox fans, but The Bronx Embalmers have the best run differential in all of major league baseball (+30). How could this be, you ask? Well, a lot of it has to do with the group of younger Yankees (disgustingly nick-named 'The Baby Bombers'). Their grotesquely huge right-fielder Aaron Judge has 6 HRs and 13 RBIs (both leading the team). Another OF, Aaron Hicks, is hitting .303 with 4 HRs and the son of former Red Sox player Kevin Romine—C Austin Romine—is hitting .324. There are some older contributors as well. 'Ancient' 27-year old Starlin Castro leads the team in batting (.357) and hits (25). And probably their best young player (Gary Sanchez) is hurt. All in all, they are scoring a lot of runs (fourth in the AL at 92), and giving up the fewest runs in all of baseball (62). They arrive at Fenway tonight.