Friday, September 9, 2016

Evil Ones Just Four Games Behind Red Sox In AL East

One of the curses of having so many baseball games available on TV is that you occasionally have to see The Bronx Embalmers pull out a big win in the ninth inning (none of you were actually watching the fraud NFL instead, were you?). Last night on MLB Network, some nobody Empire rookie (Tyler Austin) launched a solo HR vaulting The Evil Ones to within just four games of first place in the AL East. The horror, the horror. Anyone who still believes that Joe Girardi is a lousy manager need only look at the crap roster that The Steinbrenner Brood (Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber) have given him. After unloading A-Fraud, Aroldis Chapman and Andrew Miller it seemed that The Pinstriped Posers were headed to the scrap heap in 2016. Not so much anymore! Look out below!