Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Red Sox Perpetuate Goofy Fenway Frank Recipe Contest

Just when you thought the lame 'Create The Next Fenway Frank' recipe contest was deservedly sent to the dustbin of history, it's baaaack! You, too, can compete for the $1,000 first place prize or the runner-up $500 purse! And, golly gee, your personal "recipe" will be served right at America's Most Cramped Ballpark! Good grief, how insufferable is this? In case you've forgotten your 'Red Sox' history, the 2015 winner was "The Laser Dog"—hmm, we wonder who that was named for? And back in 2013, "The Big Puppi" came away with the honors—get it? Apparently, somebody forgot to run the contest in 2014—or else nobody had a good enough recipe to win. Thankfully. By the way, if you really want to, you can enter the contest HERE. We promise we won't tell anyone.