Friday, April 1, 2016

Panda's Agent Compares Him To A Ferrari Sports Car

The 1979 AMC Pacer Limited
Well, this should even further endear Pablo Sandoval to Red Sox fans. The Panda's agent —when informed of his client's benching—stated this: "If you want to win, why leave the Ferrari in the garage?" Oh, baby, set that one up on the tee and give it a ride! The agent also intimated that Sandoval (contrary to his public statements) is upset with his predicament and would "welcome" a trade. We're sure Dave Dombrowski is trying to accommodate him right now. By the way, in our view, The Panda is less a Ferrari than he is a 1979 AMC Pacer Limited. What do you think?