Thursday, October 1, 2015

Red Sox Are Now On-Pace For Eighty Victories In 2015

It's been a long time coming, but after last night's come-from-behind win at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street, your Carmine Hose are on pace to win 80 ballgames. With their .494 winning percentage, Boston is now alone in third place and looking to sweep The Bronx Embalmers tonight—which will hopefully help prevent them from gaining a post-season berth. This season hasn't given us much to cheer about, but at least the team—led by the youngsters—is making for an exciting finish.