Red Sox Could Prove To Be Evil Empire's Best Friend
As your Carmine Hose venture north of the border to SkyDome (never to be referred to as RogersCentre), they face the inglorious prospect of helping The Bronx Embalmers in their quest for the AL East flag. The Blue Jays sit just 3.5 games ahead of The Pinstriped Posers and need every last win they can get out of their last 16 ballgames. Three of those come against Boston starting tonight through Sunday. So far this season, the Sox and Jays have played dead even (8-8), so this will not be a 'cake-walk' for the Torontonians. Of course, the best result is that we take all three and The Evil Ones drop the same number to the Metropolitans in Flushing—then everybody's happy!