The Pinstriped Posers face four pretty important games this week against the Red Sox. After all, they're just 4.5 games ahead in the
Wild Card race and only four games out of the division lead. And yet,
they have no clue who will start games 2-4 against The Carmine Hose. Tonight the wildly inconsistent
Ivan Nova gets the nod against
Eduardo Rodriguez—who has been very effective in his
Bronx Embalmer starts. Boston will start
Rick Porcello Tuesday,
Wade Miley Wednesday and
Rich "Cy" Hill on Thursday. Empire Manager
Joe Girardi's problem is the unclear health status of
Masahiro Tanaka—who they need to get well before their elimination game in the Wild Card. So, it's a
Starting Pitching Wheel Of Misfortune for
The Evil Ones—as it should be.
