Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Evil Ones Huge Favorites In Tonight's Opener

Every betting site this side of Pete Rose seems to be heavily favoring The Bronx Embalmers in tonight's opener of a series at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street. We're sure that all this wagering on baseball is just for "entertainment" purposes. Although, are we the only ones who think it's kind of creepy to have "DraftKings" as an official sponsor of Red Sox baseball on TV? Anyway, The Pinstriped Posers are projected by OddsShark.com to win by a score of 6 to 4 tonight—which actually seems about right. Don't forget, if things get too ugly, you can switch over to MLB Network, where the Twins and Blue Jays will be airing. Or, over on VH1 Classic you can catch The Goonies at 8PM Eastern.