Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Plagues of Hail And Locusts May Wash Out Sox

A line of dangerous thunderstorms is bearing down on Boston and may threaten tonight's contest at Fenway between The Carmine Hose and the Baltimore Orioles. Of course—in the words of the late, great George Carlin—the radar is also picking up a squadron of Russian ICBMs, so you shouldn't sweat the thunderstorms. But, seriously, folks, this afternoon's weather is not looking promising, so keep an ear our for any official cancellation announcements from the Weather Gods on Yawkey Way.