Wednesday, December 3, 2014

REPORT: Evil Empire Seriously Pursuing Miller

Eyeing Pinstripes?
According to FOXSports.com's Ken Rosenthal, multiple baseball executives believe that former Red Sox reliever Andrew Miller will soon become an Evil One. Previously, some thought The Bronx Embalmers were toying with Miller just to gain negotiating leverage with their own free agent reliever—David Robertson. Apparently, however, the Steinbrenner Brood (TweedleDumb and TweedleDumber) are intent on getting the tall lefty. Miller delivered a 2.02 ERA last year between Boston and Baltimore. Let's hope this is just more bloviation from the notoriously anti-Boston Rosenthal.