If Andrew Miller decides to don pinstripes today, it might as well be Friday the 13th instead of the 5th. Reportedly, The Evil Ones have made a four-year offer to Miller—somewhere in the neighborhood of $40 million. While the Red Sox are still in on the bidding, it is highly unlikely that they will top the offer from the Steinbrenner Brood (Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber). Today is decision day—and The Pinstriped Posers may get one of the best lefty relievers in baseball. The horror.