Friday, December 5, 2014

Andrew Miller Is Set To Pick A Team Today

Pointing To The Lovely Bronx?
If Andrew Miller decides to don pinstripes today, it might as well be Friday the 13th instead of the 5th. Reportedly, The Evil Ones have made a four-year offer to Miller—somewhere in the neighborhood of $40 million. While the Red Sox are still in on the bidding, it is highly unlikely that they will top the offer from the Steinbrenner Brood (Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber). Today is decision day—and The Pinstriped Posers may get one of the best lefty relievers in baseball. The horror.