You gotta love this. Alex Rodriguez—you know, the DEA squealing, cousin ratting, PED cheat—is dying to get back to The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street to help his team. He's been working out like a "fiend" for months and is confident that his 39-year old body will be able to withstand the year-plus layoff from baseball (thanks to a record PED suspension). We're not quite sure how Yankee GM Brain Cashman feels about this—considering he still owes The Centaur $61 million over the next three years. Some of his 2015 teammates are saying the right things—like OF Brett Gardner, "If he is a guy who can help us do that [win a World Series], we obviously welcome him." There's already talk that The Fraudulent One will be installed at DH, with the idea of re-signing free agent Chase Headley to play third. Yet another Bronx Zoo—we can't wait.