Tuesday, September 16, 2014

The Evil Empire Eliminated From AL East Crown

Yesterday's 1-0 loss to Tampa spelled the end of any 2014 AL East Championship hopes for The Bronx Embalmers. And, a whopping 16,000 people were in Tampa to see the historic event. The Evil Ones are a pathetic sideshow—likely missing the playoffs entirely for the second straight year. Over the last six games, the offense-challenged Yankees are 4-for-33 (.121) with runners in scoring position. They are six games out of a Wild Card spot with 13 to play. Music to our ears! Manager Joe Girardi gave his best Scarlett O'Hara impression after the game, "It’s not what you want, we have to respond. Tomorrow is a new day." Not it's not, Joe! Happy golfing!