Friday, August 1, 2014
Overlooked Transaction Shocker: Wally Gone!
the team reportedly released the long-time mascot. While the transaction cannot yet be independently verified, the 17-year old mascot was seen leaving Fenway Park in a despondent mood after cleaning out his locker. A separate rumor then circulated that Paws, the AAA mascot of the Pawtucket Red Sox, was being whisked to Boston by police escort in time for tonight's game. And, Slugger (reportedly a bipedal seal), the AA Portland Sea Dogs mascot, will likely be promoted to AAA. Luckily, there are three mascots in place at the Single A Lowell Spinners—Canaligator, Allie-Gator, and Millie-Gator—so there will be no need to go outside the organization for a AA replacement. None of the mascots was available for comment on this story.