Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Fenway Beer Quality Ranked 23rd Out Of 30

An authoritative survey of baseball beer quality (conducted by The Washington Post) reveals that the over-priced hops sold at Fenway Park are inferior in quality to all but seven other parks in baseball. Ensconced firmly in 23rd place, the brewskis at America's Most Cramped Ballpark are also ranked 20th in "locality" (proximity of breweries to the ballpark) and 20th in "uniqueness". Overall, the 102-year old girl comes in at number 22. Those of us who have avoided the over-priced, watered-down malt products at Fenway for years are not at all surprised by these results.