We're pretty sure everyone in TwinkieNation has gotten the message from David Americo (Arias) Ortiz. Apparently, he's trying to impress upon his old franchise that—perhaps—they shouldn't have flat-out released him back on December 16, 2002. A little more than a month later, he signed with Boston for what amounted to chump change. Last night—for the second consecutive night—Papi launched two HRs in a 9-4 win at Target Field. Maybe they should re-name it Target Practice Field in Papi's honor. Ortiz went 3-5 with two more RBIs—so now he's hitting .528 for his career at the Minneapolis venue. Felix Doubront got his first win since April 3rd—going 6 1/3 innings and giving up just one earned run. Grady Sizemore went 2-4 with two RBIs—hitting out of the fifth spot in the line-up. The series wraps up today with a 1:10 Eastern start.