Manny Ramirez has told ESPN Deportes that he can still help some major league team. Manny's exact words were: "My qualities are still there and I just need an opportunity to continue showing that the ‘Super Manny’ can help a team. For now, I have no team interested, but I’m still working. Maybe I don’t have anything this week, but who knows? Maybe next week I could get a call." We're not going to comment, we're just going to let Manny's thoughts sit and marinate in your brain. Are we all OK with that strategy? Right, I thought so.