Friday, January 10, 2014

A-Rod May Seek Injunction To Halt PED Ruling

The Centaur Lights Up
In the never-ending saga of Alex Rodriguez, The Fraudulent One took things to another level yesterday. With a ruling due any hour now, reports suggest that the Yankee third-baseman will file an injunction preventing implementation of any arbitrator-imposed ban. This would allow A-Fraud to attend Spring Training and avoid any loss of salary until the matter is finally resolved in court. Said a New York Daily News source, "The papers are all ready.They are just waiting for the announcement." Of course, regardless of the outcome of the PED hearing, The Centaur will be getting a $3 million check from The Evil Ones on January 15th—based on the pro-rating of his signing bonus way back when. Nice.