Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Empire Prez To Cano And Jay Z: "Get Real!"

This is going to be so much fun. The Bronx Zoo is back—in full-fledged lunacy! Yankee President Randy Levine called out his free-agent second baseman Robinson Cano (and by extension his buffoon "agent" Jay Z) with the following: "We want Robbie back; we think Robbie is terrific. But we have no interest in doing any 10-year deals and no interest in paying $300 million to any player. Until he gets a little more realistic, we have nothing to talk about.'' Wow! Tell us what you really think, Randy baby! Cano and his 'joke agent' recently had "dinner" with Mets honchos—but apparently it didn't have too much of an impact on Levine. Cano plans to carry out his little charade through January if necessary. Ah, the schadenfreude!