This Friday night, Alex Rodriguez returns to Fenway Park. Given the receptions he received on the South Side of Chicago and in the Bronx, this date at the Fens promises to be destination baseball. Boston fans have been in the vanguard of creative A-Rod baiting for years, so the quality of taunting should be world class. Who can forget the sea of blond masks that greeted The Fraudulent One back in 2007? All we need to add to the atmosphere is for Dr. Charles Steinberg (AKA The Mad Dentist) to come up with an excuse for Jason Varitek to throw out the first pitch. Season ticket holders won't have to search for people to dump their ducats on—not for this one.