Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A Vision Of Red Sox Opening Day—April, 2016

Crothers: Back From Future
In his spare time, geeky FenwayNation statistician Statman Crothers has been dabbling in time travel. Recently, he set his "WayBack Machine" to Opening Day 2016 to get a peek at what your Carmine Hose will look like then. Statman is back from 2016—although he did mistakenly leave an autographed 8X10 glossy of Bill James out there in the future. Anyway, here's the Red Sox Opening Day Lineup 2016—by position: 1B Will Middlebrooks; 2B Dustin Pedroia; SS Jose Iglesias; 3B Xander Bogaerts; LF Brandon Jacobs; CF Jackie Bradley, Jr.; RF Bryce Brentz; C Christian Vazquez; DH Ryan Lavarnway; SP Matt Barnes. Finally, Theo Epstein will be smiling.