Friday, March 15, 2013

Red Sox Trade For Brother Of Ravens QB Flacco

The Baseball Flacco
Once again, Nation, you can't make this Red Sox stuff up. Your Carmine Hose actually traded for Mike Flacco—the brother of Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco. No, seriously. Apparently, the baseball Flacco is a non-prospect first baseman who had been languishing in the Orioles organization. Now he can languish in the Red Sox organization. The baseball Flacco hit .218 at Single A last year. No kidding, this is a real story. OK, we can't take it anymore. We're done for the week. Goodnight, everybody! Drive safely. Try the veal. Tip your waitresses.