Monday, February 25, 2013

Damon: 'Tons Of Interest' In Rejoining Empire

The 'Demon' Seed
In a move unlikely to rehabilitate his image with Red Sox fans, Johnny Damon said today that he has "tons of interest" in rejoining the Yankees to fill the void created by Curtis Granderson's broken forearm. We loved you, Johnny, but, based on this news, you can forget the "all is forgiven" crap, OK? At least Damon has enough brain cells left to recognize that the Evil Ones are not likely to reciprocate his interest—according to an interview with Michael Kay in New York. There's an 'idiot' joke in here somewhere.