Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Carl Crawford Shoots For Opening Day Debut

He's Throwing, He's Throwing!
Poor Dodger fans. They are being told by their team President Stan Kasten that prized acquisition Carl Crawford will be ready to roll on Opening Day 2013. Crawford underwent reconstructive elbow surgery days before being shipped from Boston to La-La Land in The Great Nick Punto Trade. Loyal Dodger supporters have been informed that Carl "has begun a throwing program". Isn't that special? It's enough to make us want to do an intervention for those poor gullible suckers in Chavez Ravine.