Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Lots Of Offers On Youk, Unlikely Bronx Landing

Perish The Thought!
UPDATE: Youk/Tito Reunion With Tribe?

Multiple sources are reporting that former Red Sox fan favorite Kevin Youkilis is attracting interest from multiple teams—with several offers already on the table. The latest information suggests that the Pinstriped Posers are unwilling to pay the market price on Youk for a one-year deal. Clearly, the Evil Ones needs a third base option—given the new hip injury to The Fraudulent One. This, obviously, comes as good news to Red Sox fans, who would have had to shield their eyes at the sight of Youk in the dreaded pinstripes.