The Evil Ones work in slithery ways. Take, for example, Robinson Cano laying out the welcome mat for Kevin Youkilis. Give me a break. Cano even laughed off the numerous incidents of Joba "The Mutt" Chamberlain throwing at Youk's head. All in fun, you know? That stuff is just on the field. He actually said the following: “But those kind of things, I don’t think [Chamberlain] ever hit him on purpose." Nice try, Robinson.