Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Empire On Headley To Replace Injured A-Fraud

Down Goes A-Fraud!—AP
The Bronx Embalmers are actively seeking a replacement for the injured Alex Rodriguez—whose left pinky was fractured on a pitch from King Felix Hernandez last night. It's unclear how long 'Mr. Modesty' will be sidelined, but apparently the Evil Ones don't see Eric Chavez or Jayson Nix as an everyday option at third base. San Diego's Chase Headley is likely the leading contender for the job at the Concrete Bunker on 161st Street.