Monday, October 24, 2011

"Torrie" Nation

Thanks to the beer-swilling 2011 Red Sox, Baseball's 'Enforcer Of All Things Good And Just' Joe Torre is considering a total ban on all alcohol in MLB clubhouses. The image is tantalizing: A scowling "Torrie" Nation, hatchet in hand, barging into clubhouses smashing six packs of Bud Lite. Priceless.