Thursday, January 17, 2019

Evil Empire Signs Adam Ottavino, High Urgency For Red Sox to Sign Kimbrel

According to multiple reports, The Bronx Embalmers have signed relief pitcher Adam Ottavino to a three-year, $27 million contract. The former Northeastern University Husky was rumored to be high on the list of Dave Dombrowski as a partial replacement for Craig Kimbrel. Now, it appears more vital than ever that the Red Sox re-sign Kimbrel. Unconfirmed reports have suggested that the closer may be willing to sign back with the Red Sox on a one-year, $18.5 million deal—allowing him to test the free-agent waters again next off-season. Whatever it takes, Boston clearly needs a more fortified bullpen that they have right now—they need Kimbrel back.