Monday, May 14, 2018

Rare Sighting Of Endangered Swihart Species DH'ing At Fenway Park Tonight

Here is tonight's Red Sox line-up in their first game back at Fenway in almost a 'Fortnite' (see what we did there?): 1. Mookie Betts RF, 2. Andrew Benintendi CF, 3. Hanley Ramirez 1B, 4. J.D. Martinez LF, 5. Xander Bogaerts SS, 6. Eduardo Nunez 2B, 7. Blake Swihart DH, 8. Rafael Devers 3B, 9. Sandy Leon C. On the hill tonight for The Carmine Hose will be Rick Porcello.